Ink-Stained Glitter

Magna Cartas

Curious about what I like and don’t like to read and write about?  Because of Chris Baty’s No Plot? No Problem!, I made lists–the Magna Cartas.  Magna Carta I is what I do like, Magna Carta II is what I don’t.  These lists may change someday.  If they do, I will edit them.

Originally posted here.

MAGNA CARTA I MAGNA CARTA II
  • Complexity
  • Diverse characters
  • Quirky characters
  • GLBTQ characters
  • Scary villains and monsters
  • Glitter
  • Sex
  • Sexuality
  • Shameless, bold characters
  • Magic
  • Modern day
  • Third person limited POV
  • Readable, but not dumbed-down, prose
  • Tangible worlds
  • Characters overcoming huge, painful obstacles
  • Humor
  • Unique, true-to-the-characters happy endings
  • Characters that feel
  • Stories that evoke genuine emotions
  • Suspense
  • Banter
  • Twisted, transformed cliches
  • Characters that feel real
  • Vulnerable characters
  • Antiheroes
  • Interesting characters and interesting plots, tightly woven together
  • Characters becoming independent
  • Love
  • Close friendships
  • Families
  • Characters with connections to other characters
  • Troubled pasts
  • Wonder
  • Sarcastic characters
  • Depth
  • Little details
  • Creepy stuff
  • Stuff that makes me cringe in a good way
  • Originality
  • Creativity
  • Badasses
  • First person, second person, or third person omniscient POV
  • Mary Sues & Gary Stus
  • Undiluted Romance
  • Unnecessarily complex prose
  • Ridiculously simple prose
  • Solely plot-driven stories
  • Solely character-driven stories (I need a tight combination of the two)
  • Flat characters
  • Flat worlds
  • Marriage/Babies Ever After endings
  • Historical-themed fiction (with a few exceptions)
  • Lit fic
  • Purple prose
  • Gimmicky stories
  • Religious themes and overtones, especially Christian
  • Unhappy endings
  • Hopelessness
  • Characters with no chemistry
  • Characters with no connections
  • Pathetic, man-dependent heroines
  • Untwisted cliches
  • Token characters
  • Dependent characters (who never become independent)
  • Independent characters who become dependent
  • Healing Powers of Sex
  • Bad romance (unless Lady Gaga’s involved somewhere)
  • Twoo Wuv™
  • Undiluted ANGST
  • Unremitting ANGST
  • Children
  • Bad writing
  • Unnecessary gore
  • Unnecessary sex
  • Violence being more acceptable than sex
  • Big, blinking Messages
  • Dumbledore GLBTQs (Word of Author says the character is GLBTQ, but never shown in story)
  • Lack of diversity
  • Weak, watered-down villains
  • Sparklepires and similar weak Nasties
  • Stuff that makes me cringe in a bad way
  • Didn’t Do the Research-itis
  • Slow beginnings
  • Slow stories
  • Excessively manipulative writing

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